Lock Up Your Triticale Representative Wu from here in Oregon has declared on the floor of the House of Representatives that the
White House is staffed by Klingons. In another citizen media scoop, recordings of Rep. Wu's last visit to the Executive Mansion have been
discovered. I do not know why Rep. Wu decided that this was the time to out himself as a Tribble-American, but I think we should celebrate his courage in doing so. Regrettably, the only things tribbles are good for are eating, making more tribbles, and detecting Klingons. Most Congressmen can't make more tribbles or detect Klingons, so perhaps we should celebrate the new capacities.
Why we should elect mindless little vegans whose only skills are self-perpetuation and screaming like little girls eludes me for the moment. On the other hand, it's not like tribbles have any less of a plan for Iraq than the current congressional leadership. Now if we could just get them to stop screaming and make the nice purring sound, we'd all be a lot happier.
