Michael J. Totten Excused To Whom It May Concern,
Michael J. Totten is excused from being on the
first commercial flight into Beirut. He is tired from dodging terrorist rocket attacks in Israel and is coming home to rest. He promises to get back to Beirut sooner than he ought to.
Signed,
Patrick S. Lasswell
Michael J. Totten's Self-appointed Apologist