Well He Looks Like a '70s Cartoon Character
Captain's Quarters today is following story brought up by the
O'Reilly Factor last night, in 2001 John Kerry said that he had been present at the signing of armistice that ended the first Gulf War. So far, they have been able to place Senator Kerry in Boston at a charity function seven hours before the signing in Safawan on March 3rd, 1991. The record they have of Kerry's visit to Iraq shows that he did not arrive until March 16th.
At this rate, the only way the Bush campaign will be able to produce an October Surprise will be to have Daphne, Fred, Velma, Shaggy, and Scooby unmask Osama bin Laden and reveal the junior Senator from Massachusetts. "And I would have gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for you meddlesome bloggers!"